Gold Dispensing Vending Machine.

{May 13) -- Twix candy-bar wrappers aren't the most golden items in this vending machine. An Abu Dhabi hotel is offering guests the chance to change their cash into gold using a vending machine that dispenses 24-carat bars and custom-engraved coins. "The function of the machine is quite easy," German entrepreneur Thomas Geissler said of his "Gold to Go" machine, which currently takes cash only. "You put cash in -- or later on credit cards -- and you take your gold out."Link

The Douche speaks.

Remember this.

R.I.P.

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The Tea Party's Obama.

On the afternoon of Dec. 16, 2009, the 236th anniversary of the Boston Tea Party, Rand Paul left the office of his small ophthalmology practice in Bowling Green and drove 30 miles to Russellville, Ky. In an election year without the Tea Party movement, Rand Paul's campaign to become Kentucky's next U.S. senator would be just as quixotic as the bid his father, Ron Paul, made for the Republican presidential nomination in 2008. The younger Paul has never before run for political office, and he shares many of his father's unorthodox views, including a desire to abolish both the Federal Reserve and the Department of Education. Yet, today he would address Kentucky's Logan County Republicans as the race's front-runner.Link